A CHRISTMAS POEM
‘Twas a week before Christmas and all through the house,
Family was complaining ’bout lack of hot water for showers.
Clothes were stacked in the laundry room with care,
But that didn’t matter because sewage was backed up in there.
Children cried, in-laws were outlawed,
And the young couple wished that they had simply called,
Frasier’s to receive a FREE PLUMBING INSPECTION,
Before their home went through a relative dissection.
But they didn’t, and so now, instead of Holiday bliss,
They sit awkwardly, while Grandpa Herb yells at them like this:
“Back in my day,” he snarls through his dentures,
“We knew what to do. We would call Frasier’s!
Your father called them, as did mine,
If we needed plumbing help, they’d be there on time!
Since 1918, they’ve taken care of our homes,
Now put down your ego and pull out your phone!”
THE CHRISTMAS SEASON CAN BE A REAL HASSLE – AND THAT JUST SHOULDN’T BE THE CASE.
We would like to help you and yours this Holiday Season with a Free Plumbing Inspection.
For all plumbing repairs booked between now and January 3rd, we will waive the $99 Service Fee.
This will save you money for the Holidays, as well as provide you the peace of mind that your system is running properly before company comes.
Or, if you are leaving for the Holidays, this inspection will ensure that you do not come home to a flooded basement…like so many did last year over Christmas.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the team at Frasier’s!